I used to be really into model trains

If you’ve never heard of Allie and Hyperbole and a Half, I’m sorry your life has been so meaningless up until this point. But no worries, because I’m here to share with you an article Allie recently wrote for The Gloss, which is some online magazine I only read for the Allieness.

Allie wrote an article on dating. It was clever, sure, but she talked about how a guy might say something that seems so foreign to her that she spazzes out and can’t date them anymore.

Why do we care? Because her example was

Which is rather hilarous considering the boys of MARTA Rocks!  It’s okay train boys, we love you, even if Allie won’t.